I am realizing every day that I am old. Aging by the minute. OLDER than middle-aged, because, let's face it, how many 102 year old women do you know?
Things that are cool about getting older:
1) I don't give a good rat's ass about what people think of me anymore.
2) I can go without makeup in public and no one notices.
3) I have lived thru some historical events that my kids ask me about and are impressed by.
4) I was in attendance at the last Led Zeppelin concert on the East Coast in 1978, or was it 1979?
5) I don't have to suck my stomach in anymore. If I do, I get a head rush.
6) I don't change diapers, carpool, make school lunches, serve on PTA, or pay dues to a travel soccer team anymore.
7) And the coolest thing about getting old is that I don't have to do a damn thing except sit back and watch the lines appear on my face.
"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." Agatha Christie
About Me
- Mom and Mojo
- I am a relatively normal, fifty-something woman, and Mojo is a 5 year old Yorkie. We both have blondish hair and could stand to lose a few pounds.
FAVORITE WITTICISMS
Life is short. Make fun of it.
When you' re feeling like life is an uphill climb, take comfort in the fact that you are mooning everyone behind you.
I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes nowadays.
When you' re feeling like life is an uphill climb, take comfort in the fact that you are mooning everyone behind you.
I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes nowadays.
When life hands you lemons, throw them back. Aim for the forehead.
Do you ever get the feeling that your stuff strutted off without you?
Whenever you feel stressed out, it helps to make a nice hot cup of tea and spill it in the lap of the person who pissed you off.
It's..."one nation under God" or else bite my big white ass and get out.
My husband bought me a mood ring. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead.
I will defend to your death the right to my opinion.
My new low-fat diet is really working. The fat is hanging lower and lower.
Just remember if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
LINKS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT THRILL, TITILLATE OR OTHERWISE INSPIRE YOU
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- A Turn of the Wheel
- Gray And Still Graceful
- Bumper Stickers
- The Elastic Waistband Society
- For Whom Will You Vote?
- Verify This!
- Yield to Pedestrians and Rock Stars
- How Hot Will It Get?
- "Y" Not Chromosome
- Doggone Days of Summer
- Skin Deep
- A Weighty Issue
- Mommish
- Cool by Degrees
- All Ears
- A Fitting End
- Woman Law
- The White Stuff
- Sounds and Scents of Summer
- The Story Behind the Score
- The Day I Met "The Boss"
- Potter-Mania
- 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
- Snappy Comebacks to Stupid Questions
- An Unexpected Gift
- MAN-O-Pause!
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