I know that I am a cranky old menopausal woman, but still.....people ask the dumbest questions! I am tired of stupidity, so I have been compiling a list of the most common stupid questions and sarcastic answers to them. This is a work in progress. Enjoy!
If someone asks......
.....Is this seat taken? You reply, "Yes, my invisible friend Hassan is sitting there cradling an AK47, guzzling a bottle of Jack Daniel's, and muttering in Arabic."
....Are you on the phone? You reply, "Why no, this unique device is an earwax scoop."
....Do you work here? You reply, 'No, I am just hanging around behind this desk waiting for the chance to file a sexual harrassment suit."
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you are amanzigly creative! We need more sarcasm in the world.
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