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"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." Agatha Christie
About Me
- Mom and Mojo
- I am a relatively normal, fifty-something woman, and Mojo is a 5 year old Yorkie. We both have blondish hair and could stand to lose a few pounds.
FAVORITE WITTICISMS
Life is short. Make fun of it.
When you' re feeling like life is an uphill climb, take comfort in the fact that you are mooning everyone behind you.
I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes nowadays.
When you' re feeling like life is an uphill climb, take comfort in the fact that you are mooning everyone behind you.
I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes nowadays.
When life hands you lemons, throw them back. Aim for the forehead.
Do you ever get the feeling that your stuff strutted off without you?
Whenever you feel stressed out, it helps to make a nice hot cup of tea and spill it in the lap of the person who pissed you off.
It's..."one nation under God" or else bite my big white ass and get out.
My husband bought me a mood ring. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead.
I will defend to your death the right to my opinion.
My new low-fat diet is really working. The fat is hanging lower and lower.
Just remember if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
1 comment:
That's why, when you're wearing a wet bathing suit and you gotta pee, you should just pull the crotch to the side and do your business. This does not work for bigger jobs.
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